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translate in french please? NO TRANSLATORS?

hey. i need this in french, no translators please. i nee dit in FRENCH CANADA not FRENCH FRANCE

1.Get your guitar out of the case
2.Put the guitar strap over your shoulder
3.Using the pick, strum your guitar to hear if it is tuned or not
4.if it is not in tune, tune it with the tuner
5.Parts of the guitar: Naming them
Two different types of guitars: Acoustic and Electric.
Parts: Head, Arm, Strings, Strap, Wammy Bar, and Fret
6.The notes on the guitar: EADGBE.
7.Chords are a combination of notes.
8.Tabs are the way to write notes.
9.Electric Guitars use an amplifier to make the volume louder. They also use pedals to make the sound distorted.

please make it as if a grade 7 student wrote it

I’ll give you the exact French Canadian way we say it, it’s not textbook at all.

1. Sort ta guitare de son “case” (case pronounced in english) If you want the textbook word, it’s étuie
2. Met la strap par dessus ton épaule (strap pronounced like tap with a str sound) textbook word : courroie
3. Avec le pique, frotte la guitare pour voir si elle est bien accordée
4. Si elle est pas accordée, accorde la avec le “tuner” (I don’t play the guitar, don’t know what it’s called)
5. Can’t help, don’t play the guitar, I know strap, we use the same word but pronounced differently, strings: cordes
6. ???
7. Les accords sont des combinaisons de notes
8. ???
9. Les guitars électriques ont besoin d’un amplificateur pour “monter le volume”. (really really french canadian) Ils ont aussi besoin d’une pédale pour distortionner le son.

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