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my guitar teacher, I have a crush on (do not worry it's only two years older than me) – is fun. You can always make me laugh a fit of hysteria. But every time I say something funny, "she laughs," but I can say I do not think the joke is grace. So I want to be able to do it with laughter. I love rock n roll and it's really on the guitar. But I do not know any fun things to say. please do not give me any cheesey jokes like: "What does it mean when your sad guitar? Tune up!" Jaja -. Not any? Good jokes he is 22 and I have 20 years -. Need adult jokes grade. The school no one has any?

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